Canine Creative Gifts

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"You're amazing!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Children's imagination

Artists Cats

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Sit!'

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"No, Jimmy, you're still not getting it!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Scrap-Booking

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

"Throw it, throw it!"

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

When Dachshunds dream.

Training the dog to use a litter box.

"He shows great artistic pretension."

Disguises for Dogs.

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs

'Next, on Cooking With Fido, we'll atempt a recipe that. . . Oh who am I kidding. I'm gonna eat most of this stuff before it even makes it to the oven.'

Dog Chopsticks

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'