Cat-inspired Creative Gifts

Artists Cats

Cat Reunion

"Now this I get."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cats on the couch.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"I hate it..."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"You're amazing!"

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg