Cat Meme Curator Gifts

Doctor Victor Katzenstein, the true inventor of the internet...

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"I hate it..."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I hate surprises!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Anatomy of a cat"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."