Cat Meme Curator Pillows

Doctor Victor Katzenstein, the true inventor of the internet...

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"I hate it..."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Anatomy of a cat"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg