Political Meme Curator Pillows

GOP House: 'We pledge to continue our efforts to eliminate Obamacare. . .'

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

American Gothic Selfie

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Now You're Talking

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Glasnost

Hall of Fake Presidents

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

tbt

Tony Blair

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Approved Debate Questions

A Failiure to Communicate

Can't Believe This Just Happened

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

Twitter Prison

Good plan, but where do I feature? You're the guy that signs approval.

Say What! Mark Meadows

Creation of Adam