Political Meme Curator Pillows

GOP House: 'We pledge to continue our efforts to eliminate Obamacare. . .'

Polly txt speak

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

American Gothic Selfie

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Glasnost

Tony Blair

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Hall of Fake Presidents

tbt

Approved Debate Questions

Can't Believe This Just Happened

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

Twitter Prison

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

Creation of Adam

Good plan, but where do I feature? You're the guy that signs approval.

#NoJunk