Meme Curator Pillows

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Looks like he's gone viral.'

"If you feel enlightened, then don't forget to like and subscribe."

Baby driver

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Bigfoot"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Pavlov's Cat

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Dinosaur Group Think

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

American Gothic Selfie

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'