Meme Collecting Pillows

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Vegetarian Birds

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Tinnitus?"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Pavlov's Cat

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Dinosaur Group Think

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Holiday Gifts 2020

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.