Meme Collectors Pillows

"I took your advice."

Selfie with three masks.

X Brazil

Dial-A-Shrine

Crowds gathhering around the internet

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

'Bert's dog training.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

The Rooster Comedian.

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Obsession with the Internet.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Useless add-ons.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Suffering from Cooties?

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Irritable trowel syndrome.