Collecting Memes Pillows

Polly txt speak

Back support not moral support

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Isolating Castaways

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Tinnitus?"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Pavlov's Cat

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

Dinosaur Group Think

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Holiday Gifts 2020

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"Go on in—he's expecting you."