Collecting Memes Pillows

Polly txt speak

Back support not moral support

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Isolating Castaways

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Bigfoot"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"Tinnitus?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Pavlov's Cat

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Dinosaur Group Think

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Holiday Gifts 2020

"It's our best trending merch."