Meme Collector Pillows

A fire hydrant pees on a dog.

Every time you hear the word 'unprecedented' take a drink

The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.

Holiday Gifts 2020

The first, and only, known photograph of a human being actually slipping on a banana peel.

Pavlov's Cat

"It was the only mask they had left."

'It happens.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"I was smelling the roses like the Doctor advised and got stung by a bee!"

"That's it. The cat has to go."

"The very survival of our society depends upon the just compensation of our professional athletes."

'It's a text from Mom. 'Just wait til ur father gets home n texts u'.'

Sporting maladies.

'You have bird flue.'

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

'I love the middle ages.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Fencing with Guns

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"You can't tell a dog's intelligence by it's size, however, I do think chihuahuas are stupid."

Connect the Dots

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

"Quick, we need a distraction. Release the pee pee tapes!"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Pumpkin Flavored Pumpkin Seeds

All Pizza Box, No Pizza.

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I'm booooooored."

A bull which has seen red.

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"Aww, I actually think it's a good photo of you!"

Your Subway Moment!