Meme Collector Gifts

A fire hydrant pees on a dog.

Every time you hear the word 'unprecedented' take a drink

The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.

The first, and only, known photograph of a human being actually slipping on a banana peel.

Holiday Gifts 2020

"I was smelling the roses like the Doctor advised and got stung by a bee!"

'It happens.'

Pavlov's Cat

"It was the only mask they had left."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

'I love the middle ages.'

'I'm terribly sorry to interrupt, but...'

Cat fight club.

'You have bird flue.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'It's a text from Mom. 'Just wait til ur father gets home n texts u'.'

"That's it. The cat has to go."

"The very survival of our society depends upon the just compensation of our professional athletes."

Sporting maladies.

I'm With Stupid Hat

The Power of Social Media: 'Lady Gaga has NOT switched to a career as a fighter in mixed martial arts!'

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Hang on - I'm waiting to see if spare him or finish him gets the most likes.

My heart be still, Snookums. Rudy's still insulting everyone in sight? It's beyond that. Not only has my ninja training taken hold with Rudy, but he's taken it to a new level. He's moved his insult frenzy to the internet, using Twitter and Facebook. It's gone absolutely multimedia. I've gone viral! I don't know what it means, either, but it sounds awesome. Be afraid.

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

Oh, sure - Blame the victim.

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

A bull which has seen red.

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Hillary on Instagram

"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"

"You can't tell a dog's intelligence by it's size, however, I do think chihuahuas are stupid."

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."