It Meme Collector Gifts

"It's for computer viruses."

Polly txt speak

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Bigfoot"

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Dinosaur Group Think

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"It's our best trending merch."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

A bull which has seen red.

'This better be important.'

A Failiure to Communicate

Approved Debate Questions

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

"What would a competent person do?"

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

Twitter Prison