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Modern day doomsayer

Polly txt speak

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Bigfoot"

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

Pavlov's Cat

'for more obit info, go to...'

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dinosaur Group Think

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Holiday Gifts 2020

"It's our best trending merch."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

A bull which has seen red.

Approved Debate Questions

'This better be important.'

The Situation Room Has Gotten Weird

A Failiure to Communicate

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."