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Social Distancing in the Arctic

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Polly txt speak

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."