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"It's fake news that Trump has a inferiority complex...he has a superiority complex!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Polly txt speak

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Moses separating his Laundry.

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

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Sistine Selfie

"Beware of Don"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Uncle Donnie

John F. Kennedy

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'