Political Meme Sharer Pillows

Hang on – pestilence is posting an anti-vax meme.

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

Moses on the web

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'for more obit info, go to...'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Now You're Talking

American Gothic Selfie

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

The Situation Room Has Gotten Weird

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Approved Debate Questions

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Hall of Fake Presidents

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

Twitter Prison

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

#NoJunk

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Grumpy Cow

Two Americas

Say What! Mark Meadows

Creation of Adam

Mitch McConnell's double-speak

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''