Meme Sharer Pillows

Dogs on Pinterest

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If Dogs Made Perfume

"Yesterday I was blocked by Facebook for sharing obscene material! . . . A picture of my husband wearing only shorts!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Aww, look. They are Whatsapping each other.

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

Moses on the web

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Bigfoot"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

The Modern Novel.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"Tinnitus?"

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C