Meme Messenger Pillows

Moses on the web

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Moo Out Loud

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Sistine Selfie

"Tinnitus?"

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Uncle Donnie

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.