Meme Creation Pillows

"I created a meme that merges history of religion with a challenging philosophical question... ...and most people respond with variations of 'Man, that's f'd up.' "

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses on the web

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Tinnitus?"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Dinosaur Group Think

American Gothic Selfie

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

tbt

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Go on in—he's expecting you."