Cat Meme Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't tell anyone, but even I'm getting tired of cat stuff on the internet.'

Emotional Lack-of-Support Cat

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Doctor Victor Katzenstein, the true inventor of the internet...

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Cat Nightmares

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."