Cat Comedy Curator Gifts

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Cat Reunion

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"I hate it..."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Are you new around here?"