Cat Comedy Curator Mugs

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Cat Reunion

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I hate it..."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Hell No Kitty

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'