Feline Architect Gifts

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Now this I get."

PET THEORIES

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

'Hard to follow...'

'Don't look at me!'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Artists Cats

"How do I get down?"

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

Puss in Heels

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'It's all about location, location, location!'

Covid-19, Mask Up

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"My one regret is not napping more."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"The human is back - act normal."

"Any thoughts about pilling yourself?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'