Canine Architects Gifts

Dog House Hunters

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'It's a self-build.'

Pierre was full of himself.

"You're amazing!"

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Hamster.

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

No, it doesn't come furnished.

"Frankly, this crumbling infrastructure is a damned disgrace."

Scrap-Booking

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Has anyone seen the extra firm tofu?"

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

Pyramid Dog House.

"Make a note... Hot wheels engineering doesn't translate to the real world."

"How much we talking for a deck?"

Valley trash

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"The Capilli's just got a bird dog."

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'