Doghouse Architect Gifts

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Toys

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"It's their idea of cute."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Birdhouse Apartments

No, it doesn't come furnished.

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'I hear you have a side business.'

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

Birdhouse Shapes

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

Dog House Hunters