Dog House Visionary Gifts

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"I'm working from home today."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Doulton Canada Geese

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

No, it doesn't come furnished.

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

Birdhouse Garage

Future Homes

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Mum says she wants to stay in her own home, but failing that, she'll settle for a villa in Spain."

When Dachshunds dream.

"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

Pyramid Dog House.

"How much we talking for a deck?"

Bagshaw & Sons Painters & Decorators - Working towards the door.

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

"It's a new decorating magazine called 'In Your Dreams'...homes completely out of our price range filled with stuff we couldn't possibly afford!"

Dream Home / Dream People

'I owe more than it's worth.'

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."