Pet Care Visionary Gifts

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Biofelineism

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Horror movies

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Skeleton playing fetch.