Veterinary Visionary Gifts

Pets Plus Complaints,

"States of tofu"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Queen of Quinoa

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Give quiche a chance!

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Sputnik V

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Vaccine vending machine

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"Happy new year!"

Get Your Shot

Your start-up team

DNA doctor

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Snow globe vaccine

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

Earth as Sisyphus, attempting to push COVID-19 towards a vaccine.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

The Sunrise of Vaccines

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress