Dog House Designer Gifts

"How much we talking for a deck?"

Pyramid Dog House.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"It's their idea of cute."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Dog House Hunters

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Trophy dog stick

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

House cat scratching everything but scratching post.

Dog Igloo

"Not too shabby! Comes with its own ensuite!"

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."