Dog Day Architect Gifts

Valley trash

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Bad dog."

Canine Scentipede

Collies Without Borders

Lego Haircut

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Snow Bridge.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'It's a self-build.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Love me?"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

He Did It!

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chasebook for Dogs

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'