Dog Day Entertainer Gifts

Will act like an idiot for food.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Canine Scentipede

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Now cut that out!'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"He was a rescue."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"The dog wants out again!"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'