Animal Entertainer Aficionado Gifts

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Hats and Food

"Yes, one is a dog."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Scuba cow"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."