Animal Actor Aficionado Gifts

Audition For the Birds

The Rooster Comedian.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Can I have flies with that'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Penguin

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Follow that cab!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Another slander suit!"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Barney! Get down!"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Pull...'

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

Dog Training.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.