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Audition For the Birds

The Rooster Comedian.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Barney! Get down!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Another slander suit!"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Pull...'

Jungle Games

The Karate Kitten.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Dog playing snooker/pool.