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Lassie gets confused on set.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Author does not do tricks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Oh Hi!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Stubborn Horse

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Mum, I got the job!"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Dog ignores angry cat.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'