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Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Dog traps the postman.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Wanna go out?"

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'I love show biz!'

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

"He's a bird-dog."

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Well, if I had to guess -- I'd say it's undigested homework."

"O.K.—I've got the tongue."

What's on? A duckumentary.

Grizzy Selfie

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots...'