Animal Entertainer Aficionado Prints

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Hats and Food

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Scuba cow"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."