Dog Day Entertainer Prints

Will act like an idiot for food.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Canine Scentipede

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Now turn your head and bark."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Now cut that out!'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"He was a rescue."

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"The dog wants out again!"

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'