Feline Architect Prints

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Now this I get."

PET THEORIES

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Hard to follow...'

The Cat Spa

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Artists Cats

Puss in Heels

"How do I get down?"

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'It's all about location, location, location!'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."

Covid-19, Mask Up

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

"My one regret is not napping more."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"What have you done?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Any thoughts about pilling yourself?"

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.