Culinary Artist For Cats Gifts

'The cat is finicky and he likes this flavor.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Artists Cats

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Homemade dog biscuits.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"The slow approach, the suspicious sniff, the final turning away...nobody does finicky like Precious."

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

"To start you folks off tonight, we have a special menu just for turning you nose up at!"

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"Favorable meow"

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'You're kidding... I love sushi, too!'

'They get spoiled so fast.'

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

'Catch-of-the-day sounds fun. Shall we give it a head start?'