Cat Food Curator Gifts

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Diving Cat.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Evolution of the Cat.

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

"To start you folks off tonight, we have a special menu just for turning you nose up at!"

'You're kidding... I love sushi, too!'

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

Charles Forte

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'They get spoiled so fast.'

'Catch-of-the-day sounds fun. Shall we give it a head start?'