Cat Food Connoisseur Gifts

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Diving Cat.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'I've got it written down...'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"It's only the wind."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Pavlov's Dog. Pavlov's Cat.

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

"Look who's moved in next door."

Cat looking up fish recipes.