Cat Cuisine Connoisseur Gifts

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Diving Cat.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Slow food restaurant

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'Only the years when the market was bullish...'

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'