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"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I come here for the pepper."

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Diving Cat.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Slow food restaurant

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'Only the years when the market was bullish...'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

"It's only the wind."

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'