Gourmet Cat Lovers T-Shirts

"Oh, the curse of a refined palate."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

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"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Wow! This meal if fit for a king.'

'With respect, sir, we are a slow food restaurant.'

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home