Foodie Feline Fans T-Shirts

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Litter Tray Training

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Funky Facts: Cats

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'What's that humming sound?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"