Feline Foodie Admirer T-Shirts

"Look, it's very simple.Dog food for dogs. Cat food for cats. And lobster for Julius."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Funky Facts: Cats

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'What's that humming sound?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Artists Cats

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"I call it Distressed Feline."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."