Foodie Feline Fans Pillows

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This never happened."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Pets.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Funky Facts: Cats

Pet Cemetery.