Foodie Feline Friend Pillows

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'I've got it written down...'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"To start you folks off tonight, we have a special menu just for turning you nose up at!"

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

"Leave the bowl."

'They get spoiled so fast.'

'Freshly ground pepper?'

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

'Your usual table leg?'