Foodie Feline Friend Pillows

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I've got it written down...'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"Leave the bowl."

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'They get spoiled so fast.'

'Your usual table leg?'

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"