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"She's very fussy about her food!"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"She's eating in tonight."

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"The slow approach, the suspicious sniff, the final turning away...nobody does finicky like Precious."

'See, it's very good cat food!'

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

"Cat Yummies again?"

"Oh, the curse of a refined palate."